An Imaginary $500

If I were given $500, I'd probably get myself a swanky outfit with half that amount and a pair of loafers from Tod's just because I can.

However, to redeem myself from all the past sins I may or may not have committed, here's what, or rather who, I will be spending that sum on.



Ladies and genetlemen, meet Kamusuno Lolim.

Hailing from the knee-grazing grassland of Kenya, Nakuru, this 12 year-old orphan is suffering from malnutrition and a nasty fungal disease on her scalp. I found her on International Humanity Foundation Online and for only $444, I can sponsor her living fees for a whole 12 months!

I may not win Angelina Jolie in terms of quantity, but Kamusuno certainly sounds a whole lot more exotic than Maddox.

A Little 401

Here's everything you need to know about me.

My name is Daniel, currently set for my final year in Communications and Media Management. I am subjectively smart when needed, enjoys my coffee sweetened for diabetes and my pastry sans raisins. I think guys should smell like flowers and people who tell unfunny jokes should be ostracized by society.